So i saw this post about what the Harry Potter Fans promise to do because the series and i started wondering what would a Pledge for the Lemony Snicket Fandom look like.
and well the only thing that popped in my head was:
I Promise to read and made the world quiet over here.
because that is the most important thing in the series and for most of the cast.
Be well-read, as well-read people are least likely to be evil.
Be well-read, as well-read people can ace any problem they have.
Be well-read, so you can meet other well-read persons.
Be well-read, but not expect it to solve everything.
Be well-read, and always stop to take a picnic even when you are in a rush.
Be well-read, and this is a message to the v.f.d. hide in the fridge because why not.
Be well-read, but decide for yourself whether to be noble or not.
Be well-read, Be well-read, Be well-read, Be well-read, Be well-read, Be well-read.